Welcome to the chaos of the cosmos — stitched in sarcasm, inked in attitude.

This isn’t your average zodiac merch. Each T-shirt in the ZODIHACK collection blends your sun sign’s worst traits with the kind of humor that hits way too close to home. Whether you’re a control-freak Virgo, emotionally unavailable Aquarius, or a drama-loving Leo — we don’t sugarcoat the stars.

Designed for the astrologically aware and emotionally unavailable, these premium-quality tees feature:

Printed on demand to reduce waste and increase accuracy (because Mercury is already in retrograde — no need to mess up your order too).

Wear your chaos proudly. Blame your sign unapologetically.